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          There is a moment early in motherhood that happens to about 97% of the newly mothering population.

          Director, writer, comedian.

        1. Director, writer, comedian.
        2. These passions led to a degree in Chinese language and literature.
        3. Here you can find me chatting about news that grabbed me, books I can't put down and my continued obsession with the life of Ina Garten's husband Jeffrey.
        4. I am a single WOAMN not a single MOM. my kid ain'.
        5. I am bossy and damned proud of it.
        6. That moment when you authentically admit to yourself: “I have absolutely no idea what I am doing.”

          Where, when and how this acknowledgement takes place usually comes as a great surprise. It can be a whisper while you’re alone in your kitchen or show up in deep sobs while sequestered in the mall bathroom.

          For me, it happened one afternoon – while wearing the same yoga pants I had slept in – as I profanely insulted my breast pump. But although I didn’t feel like the poster child for new mothers everywhere, I deeply suspected I wasn’t alone.

          I couldn’t help thinking, “Shouldn’t there have been a required class for this?” It felt like someone had thrown me off the side of a boat with no survival tools and then took off, ignoring my cries of: “Are there sharks here?

          And don’t you think I at least need a scuba suit? Or a snorkel?!”

          As I was swimming out in the middle of that metaphoric oc